I was listening to Don McLean's "Bronco Bill's Lament" which made me think of "Ride 'Em Cowboy" by the late Paul Davis which made me think of Gene Watson's "All Hat and No Cattle" which made me think of ... writing about my favorite songs about cowboys, real, rodeo or movie type. This post, however, will not deal with traditional cowboy songs like "Home on the Range", "Back in the Saddle Again", "Tumbling Tumbleweeds", "Red River Valley", etc. Some of the songs really don't have much to do with cowboys but "cowboy" is part of the song title. Others are real cowboy songs but don't mention cowboys in the title.
Although the last herd headed north well over a hundred years ago, the romance and myth of the cowboy is still strong. In 2003, Kevin Millar of the Boston Red Sox challenged his teammates to "Cowboy Up", get tough. While I watched many a western as a kid in the 1950's and into the 60's, I always wanted to be a baseball player, not a cowboy. Sleeping on the ground with the herd, worrying about snakes and fording raging rivers and streams I could do without. Even rivers and streams that are not raging, are not for me. I can't swim. Then there's cactus. I spent the fall and winter of 1969-70 at Fort Carson, Colorado which is near Pikes Peak and Colorado Springs. On one rather cold night we were out in the boonies somewhere for gas mask training. The gas didn't get me but a cactus did. I stumbled into one. There I was standing in front of the headlights of a jeep around midnight with my fatigue pants down around my ankles, trying to pull cactus needles out of my legs.
While a cowboy's life would not have been for me, I do love cowboy songs:
The Bronco Bill song, solely written by Mclean, tells of an old washed up movie cowboy. The studio owned his horse and saddle. He lamented that "the lawyers could put you where they choose with the language that they use and enslave you 'til you work your life away" and "He could beat those desperadoes but there's no sense fighting time, the singing was a ball cause I'm not musical at all, I moved my lips to someone else's voice".
In "Ride 'Em Cowboy", solely written by Paul Davis in 1977, the tone is gentler, tinged by sadness rather than cynicism. He used to be the best in the rodeo but now he's too old. "I only ride wild horses in my dreams". The only bronc he couldn't ride, Midnight, is blind and "rides little children for a dime".
Written by Lee Bach, Billy Troy & Leroy Anderson, Gene Watson's "All Hat No Cattle" is a fun warning in western swing to a girl falling for a phony cowboy. "He shoots a lot of bull but he's never milked a cow." "He'll break your heart just for fun and ride off in the setting sun".
"Should've Been a Cowboy" started out Toby Keith's career with a bang in this song solely written by TK. The chorus begins: "shoulda been a cowboy, should've learned to rope and ride, wearin' my six shooter, ridin' my pony on a cattle drive". Loved the references to Gunsmoke - Marshall Dillon and Miss Kitty - as well as Gene and Roy, Jesse James and the Texas Rangers.
"Night Rider's Lament" was written by Michael Burton and most notably performed by Suzy Bogguss. The chorus: "He asked me, why do you ride for your money, why do you rope for short pay, you ain't gettin' nowhere, and you're losin' your share, you must've gone crazy out there". Great yodeling by Suzy.
"When Cowboys Didn't Dance" was an album track from Lonestar's debut cd, written by Richie McDonald and Kyle Green. The opening music sounds ominous as Richie sings "seven hundred head of cattle on an old forgotten trail, six cowboys and one old man and another day of hell" ... "sleepin' 'neath an open sky with just the stars above their heads, a saddle for a pillow and some sagebrush for a bed." The chorus: "when cowboys didn't dance, didn't wear designer shirts, when their hearts were filled with memories, their bodies filled with hurt, they would sit around a campfire, exchange a piercing glance, back when the west was really wild and cowboys didn't dance". It might be one of the best cowboy songs nobody knows about.
"Whatever happened to Randolph Scott", written by Harold and Don Reid of the Statler Brothers, names quite a few TV cowboys from the 50's including Tex Ritter, "Gene and Tex and Roy and Rex, the Durango Kid", Johnny Mack Brown, Allan "Rocky" Lane, Lash Larue (the guy with the whip), Smiley Burnett, Tim Holt and Gene Autry. I remember them all except for Holt and Lane .
"Rodeo" was a Larry Bastian song that became a hit for Garth Brooks. Just out of curiosity, I went to the ASCAP and BMI websites and searched by song title using "Rodeo". I got 672 hits on BMI (the first was the Garth song) and 280 on ASCAP. You can also search these sites by the name of the artist or songwriter. The Garth "Rodeo" song gets you down in the dust and mud, the feel of rodeo, the roar of the crowd - the bulls and blood, "the white in his knuckles, the gold in the buckle he'll win the next go 'round". He even gets into the cowboy outfit and equipment - boots and chaps and cowboy hats, spurs and latigo, the ropes and the reins. (I had to look up "Latigo". It's a strap for tightening a saddle girth.) "Rodeo" is one of many cowboy related songs in Garth's repertoire.
"I Want to Be a Cowboy's Sweetheart" was originally released as a single in 1935. It was written and sung by Patsy Montana. I have it by Suzy Bogguss. The lyric continues "I want to learn to rope and ride" and, later "I want to pillow my head near the sleepin' herd." More great yodeling from Suzy.
James Taylor penned and recorded "Sweet Baby James" whch begins "There is a young cowboy he lives on the range, his horse and his cattle are his only companions, he works in the saddle and sleeps in the canyon, just waiting for summer, his pastures to change."
In "I'm at Home on the Range" by Suzy Bogguss, the title begins the chorus and continues "I'm a queen on the plains, way out where the west is wild, from Billings down to Laramie, the cowboys take good care of me." The song was written by Verlon Thompson, Doug Crider and Suzy.
John Denver's "Cowboy's Delight" was written by Bob Carpenter and David Holster. Since this song is about the mountains rather than the plains, maybe it should of been called trapper's or prospector's delight.
"Cowboys Are My Weakness" from Trisha Yearwood was written by Karyn Rochelle & Jim McCormick. The girl likes cowboys with their sunday suit wranglers and pickup trucks. I'd like a new album from Trisha.
"God Must Be a Cowboy", written and recorded by Dan Seals who opined that "I think God must be a cowboy at heart, He made wide open spaces from the start."
"Cowboy Take Me Away", written by Marcus Hummon & chick Martie Seidel, sounds like an ode to the wide open spaces.
Collin Raye's "Latter Day Cowboy" is a truckdriver in this Hugh Prestwood song. The only horse in his life is horespower. "He don't wear no spurs that go jingle".
In John Denver's "I'd rather be a cowboy (lady's chains)", solely written by JD, the chorus goes "I think I'd rather be a cowboy, I think I'd rather ride the range, I think I'd rather be a cowboy, than to lay me down in love and lady's chains". He also doesn't want those canyons of concrete and steel.
Lonestar's other cowboy song, "Like a Good Cowboy", written by Greg Barnhill and Holly Lamar, tells of a modern day counterpart of a cowboy, "ridin' in our steel broncos" in a "wildwest neighborhood" and "the new frontier is a freeway".
Elton & the Eagles had complete albums with a western theme:
Elton John - "Tumbleweed Connection" (1970) with "Ballad of a Well Known Gun", "My Father's Gun", etc.
Eagles - "Desperado" (1973) also had a western theme with the title track from Don Henley and Glenn Frey and songs like "Doolin Daltons" by J.D. Souther, Jackson Browne, Don Henley & Glenn Frey.
Since I'm talking cowboys here I may as well mention a few books:
"Lonesome Dove" by Larry McMurtry published in 1985 is the greatest cowboy novel ever written. Do not be intimidated by the length - 945 pages. Before you know it you'll be wishing it was longer. I read it twice and intend to read it again.
"A Texas Cowboy" (or Fifteen Years on the Hurricane Deck of a Spanish Pony - taken from real life by Charles A. Siringo) published in 1885.
"The Log of a Cowboy, A Narrative of the Old Trail Days" by Andy Adams (fiction but based on his experience on a cattle drive from Texas to Montana in 1882 - first published in 1903.)
The last two are not as well known or nearly as long a read as "Lonesome Dove" but give the reader a feel for what it was really like to be a cowboy.
Cowboy Up! What are your favorite cowboy songs?